dear february '10,

So far, you've been an asshole and made me cry. It looks as though you might be shaping up, so I'll go ahead and ease up if you keep on truckin uphill. Otherwise, you'll be on my shit list. And you surely don't want that (just ask July '09).

Thanks a bunch,
Lauri

p.s. It would be great if you could stop making me feel like this, and started making me feel a little more like this. Or even like this. K, thx again. Good chat. Glad we talked.